You were going to get a Serious Post tonight, and you still may, but in the meantime I am writing slowwwllyyyyyy and licking my wounds from the latest round in my continuing battle with Google Ads:
I need a distraction, and frankly the cheese-voting post proved very popular, so I am here to GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT ...
... as long as "what they want" is in this case a poll on Cheetos (the national brand of cheese-flavored crunchy corn-based snacks owned by Frito-Lay) and "Cheese Curls," the not-national brand of cheese-flavored crunchy corn-based snacks owned by Golden Flake.
If you do not live in the Southeastern U.S., there is a STRONG chance that you will not have experienced the joy that is Golden Flake in your mouth, so I urge you to tell us instead whatever the local version is for you (if you have one) and how it compares to the national Frito-Lay product.
GO FORTH & SNACK.