Dear DeSoto County School System:

You clearly need me.

THESE PAGES, man. These pages.

These two are staff bios, allegedly ... but tbh every page on every site in the DeSoto County system seems to be in similar shape.

**weeps in web designer**

Do you think if I submitted a contact form saying they needed me they'd just go, "Yeah!" and hire me right away??

No??????

DARN IT.