drop everything & read this

The Professor Is In posted the link to Facebook. I had been behind on my reading material because of 110-hour work week reasons, but this is the holiday break and I am always up for some McSweeney's, so I clicked the link.

I can tell you the EXACT point at which I absolutely LOST IT and started cackling like a madwoman, alone in my apartment:

Go. Read. Thank me later:

Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ