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I'm just going to PUT THIS OUT HERE ...
Me: **provides extremely specific, detailed instructions**
Students: **something else**
Clients: **something else**
THE UNIVERSE AT LARGE: **something else**
The Universe: WHY IS IT NOT WORKING?!?!?!?
Me: ....
Universe: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Me: ...
Universe: ...
Me: **choosing between coffee & wine**
Have you considered kahlua? Best of both worlds.
If at first you don't succeed, go back and read the instructions.