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the instructions never work when you don't follow them

I'm just going to PUT THIS OUT HERE ...

Me: **provides extremely specific, detailed instructions**

Students: **something else**

Clients: **something else**

THE UNIVERSE AT LARGE: **something else**

The Universe: WHY IS IT NOT WORKING?!?!?!?


Me: ....


Universe: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.


Me: ...


Universe: ...


Me: **choosing between coffee & wine**




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